You know the game's up when you have to be photographed with today's paper to prove you're alive. Adios Fidel.

No. 1's latest idea- a desk that folds into a bed. Genius.

Homer Simpson, a brief reflection on carbon

Some classic lines from the Simpsons tonight "from the moment I saw you Homer Simpson, I knew I was going to end up killing you in a Hall of Mirrors."

Here's another thought- let's say there are 99 people on a plane taking, say, a weekend trip , I don't know, say, from London to, um, Barcelona, and the total carbon cost for the flight is 100 tonnes of carbon pumped into the atmosphere. Is it not fair to say that if I join that flight as the 100th person I am in fact spreading the carbon cost across more people, therefore making the flight overall more efficient and therefore more enviromentally sound?

Number One and I are off to Ibiza in a couple of weeks.

Film the Cleaner? That's a negative

Strongly held views were expressed from various quarters. However, upholding the values of liberal democracy, this weblog will remain bound by the outcome of the poll, which is that the cleaner shall remain unrecorded.