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Monday, October 30, 2006


The judges ummed and ahhed about taking this late entry but ultimately it was the icon based chest hair that won them over.

In this photo the Schnackle has thought carefully about picture composition. The size of the head has been calculated with reference to the size of a Windows icon so that the icon resembles, as closely as possible, an actual group of whiskers. This has permitted the Schnack-attack to fully iconise the mouth area without covering it, adding an air of overall naturalism. He has also twisted his body in a dramatic diagonal permitting the icon based chest hair to spring forth with flourish from an open neck shirt, oh so lazily left unbuttoned.

Judges called this "cheeky, almost erotic... reminiscent of young Hemmingway, when he was doing interesting things like hanging around in Spain during the 1930s, not sitting around ruminating, like he did later."

1 Comments:

Blogger Tony Spinoza said...

On viewing this post, Google recommended an ad for Hair Removal Products (http://www.nisim.com/page.kalo/index.php).
We have convinced Google that Schnakle has a body hair problem, this information will live in their data centres forever

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